If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Terroristic threats

No freedom is absolute.

And much, much more.

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

Child pornography

False advertising

HIPAA violations

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Conspiracy

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Insider trading

Perjury

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Trade secrets

What smell will you never forget?

Threats of violence

Revenge porn

Fraud

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

Insurrection

Revealing classified information